my random life...as never told..lol jk

well life has been pretty much normal.. well at least as normal as a funky house can be...lol yesterday we went to help out a friend move and she needed us to pull out mustard out of the pastures.. i am so SORE!! i don't even know how that could happen... but i'm having trouble walking.. :) lol i will post more asap..lol when school gets out

these were really funny!!

i think i will pull some of these things on people
20 ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them, "Do you want fries with that?"

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling
Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a 'Diet Water' whenever you go out to eat with a
serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the opera as loud as you can.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play
tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
'Rock Bottom'.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON!, I WON!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking
lot, yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we
are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity.... ...Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.

San Diego, thoughts, this weekend and just ramblings!

I am finally back home from cali. its good to be home! and i am tan!! it is sooo nice.. once you get some sun it doesn't take very long...lol well lets see this last week has kinda been crazy! but all is good. next weekend we will be gone again for my cousins eagle scouts so we might stay til monday down there then be back home later on monday. its kinda weird how a bunch of things happpen really fast and then there is nothing for a long time... oh well.. i had a good time.

when i was at the funeral i was wondering what would happen at mine. how wouold i be talked about. so i narrowed it down to 3 things.

matthew west The Motions ~ I don't want to go through the motions I don't want to go one more day without your all consuming passion in side of me. I don't want to spend my whole life asking what if i had given everything
Philippian 4:7??
i press toward the high calling of Jesus Christ.

so that what I've been thinking about lately.

dad leaves to go to Eugene today so it will be all girls over here thats kinda nice sometimes... then this weekend we are going down to Napa for my cousins Eagle Scouts and then i think we are not having anymore excitment until school ends... guess what?! my birthday is exactly two months from today!!!!!!! i am soooooo excited!!!!! now i think i will go and finish up my school... :( oh well 5 weeks left!

San diego!!!!!

well i am in california.. its so beautiful!!! and warm.. school has been kinda hard to do but i'm doing it... :( today we are going to a function with the family around 4:00pm and then they have a rosary and we are trying to decide if we should go to that. we will go where the Lord leads. then tomorrow we have the funeral and all the other stuff that you do.. i'm not sure of all the particulars then we will be done with that stuff as far as i know.. the beach is hopefully what is happening on wednesday.. I need a tan really bad!!!!! i have turned into a white american..lol i wonder why.lol after that i think we will just hang out here until thursday or friday and then head back up north stop in "sac-a-tomato" see my dad's parents and leave satuday so we will be back for church on sunday! thats all for now... have a great week everyone! and i will post again soon!!!

i should finally post

Blog post
It has been so long since I have updated this thing. So I shall do it now.. lol :)

so about a week ago i got to go to a womens retreat with my mom. It was a lot fun. Got my mom all to myself..lol But it wasn't necessarily that i had a blast but God spoke to me it was good for me, quiet time. A nice thing.. He really spoke to me on how i need to slow my self down. I like to rush things so if i just have a little patience i would save my self a lot of stuff. That was great! Although I have to admit i'm already having trouble with having that patience i want to rush my seasons and i need to remember that everything is beautiful in its season and so if we put our selves somewhere before its time its like wearing a bathing suit when its snowing out side. :) not a pretty picture..

Then for practical things i have been quite hecticly busy and therefore i am talking in circles, saying stupid things and feeling like i'm always running to catch up... lol remind me next time that I never want to take on 10 -12 credits in one year. I can't do anything well which is a problem.. but i only have 6 to 8 weeks left of school left!! yes.. summer... I'm so excited!! oh then i have been riding me horse a lot because i am trying to get him strong enough so that i can jump him.. i have to say this is a new experience for both of us but its soooooo much fun and he is improving, he used to stumble all the time because he didn't want to pick up his feet but now he doesn't!! its a lot of fun.. lol it prolly seems weird esp since i never have been taught how to jump let alone teach a 23 year old horse how to jump.. so that is whats going on in the funky world. The ducks are getting so big they swim in our little pond we have and they get so excited that i could seriously watch them all day...lol heather is back in my room. She moved in like last night at 9pm and i was flusterated (flustered and frustrated) its kinda been weird because lately i have been using a lot of my hands when i'm talking so last night was no exception. I was not ready for her to move in.. and ruth is moving in later today so it is going to be a BEDROOM..lol fun times.
~Have a blessed day ya'll filled with the knowledge that Jesus loves you for who you are ~

I said that i would post my latest writing assignment so here it is it's my version of aphrodite...
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A short story of mythical proportions ~

The West Winds Perspective ~

I was up and about one fine morning when I was just about to start my morning blowing, I saw something over the horizon that caught my eye. I went to see what or who it was, I was in for a surprise when I came across a beautiful lady who almost took my breath away. I decided to blow her over to an island called Cythera. On this island the three Graces live (the goddesses of beauty) I sent this beautiful lady who is as I now know as Aphrodite. The Three Graces welcomed her and got her ready to go meet Zeus.
Aphrodite's Perspective ~

I had just woken up and was about to take my morning dive when the wind started to blow and I felt as if I was being pushed. So I decided to let it take me where ever it was heading. The wind blew me to a island called Cythera it was very beautiful. There I met the Three Graces who helped me and dressed me grandly to go and see this god called Zeus.

When I was taken to Olympus by the Three Graces the gods welcomes me and sat me on one of the Golden Thrones and made me one of them.

The West Winds Perspective ~

When Aphrodite was seated on one of the Golden Thrones I noticed that Zeus seemed worried about something. Then I found out that Zeus was worried that the gods would fight over her hand because she is so beautiful. Zeus decided to marry her to Hephaestus, the steadiest of all the gods. When Hephaestus found out about his luck me made her a golden belt that was intertwined with a magical charm. This belt made her irresistible.

Aphrodite had a son named Eros. He was a mischievous little boy, he would shoot his love arrows at unwary victims and they would fall in love with the next person they saw. He would then laugh as he watched his victims fall head-over-heels for someone. There isn't much more that I can remember to tell now that I have grown old and it seems that Aphrodite was always apart of the gods at Olympus but I am sure there will be more to come. And there I will leave you, my reader, to dream away Aphrodite's eternal life and future.

I am 14 going on 23!! whoppee. but don't believe it i don't act like a 23 year old !! lol

I'm not sure how old they thought you can be.lol 23!! i think i need to lighten up or something! try it though! its kinda fun!!

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 3


[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[x ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ x] When you say you're going to do something you do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[]You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR:18

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x :( ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the united states
[x] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 23

*** Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)
*** The number of people you have

i think this is about everything going on in my heart and life right now

it is thursday and i cannot believe it! its crazy how fast the week goes by. i did get to go to church last night which was fun! i saw all the people from our trip so it was kinda funny how much you miss some one after you see them every day for awhile. twas a happy reunion. also yesterday i went to Science which i have to say i got distracted so i'm afriad i didn't learn much science but oh well it was fun any way.. i have top say my thoughts are on a more serious path. I just feel that the Lord has shown me so many things since this last August that I am contiually amazed. He showed me that all i need to depend on is Him and Him alone that its ok. like what God says to Jeremiah " I know the Plan I have for you declares the Lord plans of welfare and prosperity, to give you a future and a hope." or something to that affect but that verse always reminds me that when i'm lonely that He is there to comfort and its only for a season, when i think i might want to be somewhat normal and have a bf that God has the husband out there who is perfect for me all i have to do is wait. then on the retreat He taught me that i need to pray in all things that i might think its ok to think this way but maybe its not the best for my soul. Christ Brings us Joy and the things of this world bring you happiness for a little while and then the ashes are left in your mouth. oh and then i really like this song by this christain artist that says "i don't want to go through the motions, I don't want to spend one more day with out your all consumming passion inside of me i don't want to spend my whole life asking what if i had given everything."

so i shall quite with this i'm not really sure how all of this got on here but it did so if ya don't like it don't read it. lol hope every one has a wonderful day!!