Sunday, May 31, 2009
my random life...as never told..lol jk
well life has been pretty much normal.. well at least as normal as a funky house can be...lol yesterday we went to help out a friend move and she needed us to pull out mustard out of the pastures.. i am so SORE!! i don't even know how that could happen... but i'm having trouble walking.. :) lol i will post more asap..lol when school gets out
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
these were really funny!!
i think i will pull some of these things on people
20 ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them, "Do you want fries with that?"
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling
Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a 'Diet Water' whenever you go out to eat with a
serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the opera as loud as you can.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play
tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
'Rock Bottom'.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON!, I WON!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking
lot, yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we
are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity.... ...Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.
20 ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them, "Do you want fries with that?"
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling
Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a 'Diet Water' whenever you go out to eat with a
serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the opera as loud as you can.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play
tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,
'Rock Bottom'.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I WON!, I WON!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking
lot, yelling "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we
are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity.... ...Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile.
Monday, May 18, 2009
San Diego, thoughts, this weekend and just ramblings!
I am finally back home from cali. its good to be home! and i am tan!! it is sooo nice.. once you get some sun it doesn't take very long...lol well lets see this last week has kinda been crazy! but all is good. next weekend we will be gone again for my cousins eagle scouts so we might stay til monday down there then be back home later on monday. its kinda weird how a bunch of things happpen really fast and then there is nothing for a long time... oh well.. i had a good time.
when i was at the funeral i was wondering what would happen at mine. how wouold i be talked about. so i narrowed it down to 3 things.
matthew west The Motions ~ I don't want to go through the motions I don't want to go one more day without your all consuming passion in side of me. I don't want to spend my whole life asking what if i had given everything
Philippian 4:7??
i press toward the high calling of Jesus Christ.
so that what I've been thinking about lately.
dad leaves to go to Eugene today so it will be all girls over here thats kinda nice sometimes... then this weekend we are going down to Napa for my cousins Eagle Scouts and then i think we are not having anymore excitment until school ends... guess what?! my birthday is exactly two months from today!!!!!!! i am soooooo excited!!!!! now i think i will go and finish up my school... :( oh well 5 weeks left!
when i was at the funeral i was wondering what would happen at mine. how wouold i be talked about. so i narrowed it down to 3 things.
matthew west The Motions ~ I don't want to go through the motions I don't want to go one more day without your all consuming passion in side of me. I don't want to spend my whole life asking what if i had given everything
Philippian 4:7??
i press toward the high calling of Jesus Christ.
so that what I've been thinking about lately.
dad leaves to go to Eugene today so it will be all girls over here thats kinda nice sometimes... then this weekend we are going down to Napa for my cousins Eagle Scouts and then i think we are not having anymore excitment until school ends... guess what?! my birthday is exactly two months from today!!!!!!! i am soooooo excited!!!!! now i think i will go and finish up my school... :( oh well 5 weeks left!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
San diego!!!!!
well i am in california.. its so beautiful!!! and warm.. school has been kinda hard to do but i'm doing it... :( today we are going to a function with the family around 4:00pm and then they have a rosary and we are trying to decide if we should go to that. we will go where the Lord leads. then tomorrow we have the funeral and all the other stuff that you do.. i'm not sure of all the particulars then we will be done with that stuff as far as i know.. the beach is hopefully what is happening on wednesday.. I need a tan really bad!!!!! i have turned into a white american..lol i wonder why.lol after that i think we will just hang out here until thursday or friday and then head back up north stop in "sac-a-tomato" see my dad's parents and leave satuday so we will be back for church on sunday! thats all for now... have a great week everyone! and i will post again soon!!!
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